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Woolworths221 items · 6.5★
Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Coles212 items · 6.7★
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Previously sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.7-Eleven115 items · 6.6★Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
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Sponsored. Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.Sponsored by Daniel's Donuts
Russ has previously stated that he never scores in sponsored videos, so the food he reviews carries no applied pressure or bias.
Top ratedFast food desserts
“I'm tasting like the old school bubblegum McFlurry mixed with a strawberry sundae.”
11
1 review0:46
Top ratedFried chicken
“This is what Steve Irwin and fucking Colonel Sanders would be eating in heaven.”
10
Whittaker's · Woolworths
2 reviews0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“I am sorry, but that is the best chocolate I've ever had in my life.”
10
Billson's · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“that is fucking nerds in a can, that's a 10 out of fucking 10”
10
1 review1:56
Top ratedVietnamese
“Rice paper roll flavors, but on steroids.”
10
Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedBread & pastries
“That could be the perfect hot cross bun. I'm nearly tearing up.”
10
Russ Eats
1 review0:00
Top ratedSubs & sandwiches
“That is the sandwich. That is the fucking sanger of a lifetime.”
10
Lewis Road Creamery
1 review0:00
Top ratedIced coffee & milk
“I have actual goosebumps for the first time in a review.”
10
NGON
1 review1:45
Top ratedVietnamese
“I fucking love grilled capsicum. That is so tender.”
10
Woolworths
1 review0:16
Top ratedIce cream
“But Milo on ice cream is a 10 out of 10.”
10
Hard Rated · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“That is the best zero sugar piss I've ever had in my fucking life.”
10
Samboy · IGA
1 review0:00
Top ratedChips & crackers
“It's a cheese and bacon ball, but on a crunchy crinkle cut chip”
10
Hungry Jack's
1 review0:00
Top ratedFast food desserts
“I reckon this is the final dagger in the Storm vs McFlurry battle.”
10
10
Cadbury
1 review0:28
Top ratedChocolate
“So a banana lump, but with better choccy.”
10
Domino's
1 review0:00
Top ratedFast food desserts
“A normal lava cake is my number one fast food dessert and that somehow brings it to another fucking level.”
10
Smith's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:37
Top ratedChips & crackers
“You can't go wrong. I give a ten to them”
10
Mars
1 review1:06
Top ratedLollies
“they are Skittles on steroids”
10
Wall's
1 review0:44
Top ratedIce cream
“This is exactly the way I remember, and it is a ten out of fucking ten.”
10
10
Mother · 7-Eleven
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“It hurts to say this, but it's a fucking 10.”
10
V Energy · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:31
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“one of the best energy drinks fucking ever”
10
Coca-Cola · 7-Eleven
1 review1:16
Top ratedSoft drinks
“Vanilla Coke's a vanilla Coke. Probably the second best drink on earth.”
10
V Energy · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“Think Grape Hubba Bubba with that V-Twang aftertaste, fucking incredible.”
10
9.5
V Energy · 7-Eleven, Coles, Woolworths
2 reviews0:10
Top ratedEnergy drinks
“This is what the fucking energy drink fridge needed.”
9.5
Cadbury
1 review0:16
Top ratedChocolate
“That is caramilk on steroids.”
9.5
Hard Rated
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“This will be a historic drink, just like the first time they made mead or some shit.”
9.5
Coles
1 review0:22
Top ratedIce cream
“That could be the most accurate fucking spin-off of like a collab flavor I've ever had.”
9.5
Samboy · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:40
Top ratedChips & crackers
“One of the best chips in the last ten years.”
9.5
Toblerone
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“it's a fucking absolutely gorgeous Choccy, and I'll die on that heel”
9.5
Streets
1 review1:22
Top ratedIce blocks
“That is the closest thing we've had to Clippo shots. Since fucking Clippo shots.”
9.5
Diageo · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:52
Top ratedPre-mixed drinks
“that's as good as a rum, a pre-mixed rum can get”
9.5
Lewis Road Creamery · 112 York
1 review1:14
Top ratedMilkshakes
“Almost like a burnt caramel or a liquid Werther.”
9.5
Cadbury · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“those flavours together remind me of like Nana's house, like a hug from Nana”
9.5
Coca-Cola · 7-Eleven
1 review0:40
Top ratedSoft drinks
“They could honestly be the best Cokes I've had.”
9.5Coca-Cola · 7-Eleven
1 review0:44
Top ratedSoft drinks
“They were both amazing.”
9.5
Zooper Dooper
1 review0:53
Top ratedIce blocks
“That's vanilla Coke. That is... fucking gorgeous.”
9.5
Smith's · Coles, Woolworths
1 review2:05
Top ratedChips & crackers
“Identical flavouring, but on a crinkle cut, so use your imagination.”
9.5
Cadbury · Coles, Woolworths
1 review0:00
Top ratedChocolate
“It is the best snack collab I think of all time.”
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